Buy your Ad Database here.....15m luvverly addresses...

Honest Guv, fell orf a lorry so it did!

Wossat? Why not do a bit of Identity Fraud? Nah mate, you don't unnerstand - we can get far more of the readies flogging it to all the Ad and social Network companies who are desperate to get all the scoop on the Yoof Market.

(Today the UK Chancellor admitted the Govt had "mislaid" the data of about 7m, maybe up to 15m kids in the UK - and with a total population of 60m, that's pretty much all the kids in the UK we reckon).

The records include parents' and children's names, addresses, dates of birth, child benefit and national insurance numbers and in some cases, bank or building society details.

He said the missing data was not enough to access accounts on its own but anyone who thought they had been the victim of fraud would be reimbursed by the banks.

Clearly the Treasury was too busy trying not to lose a bank at the time Bang goes any plans the UK Govt had of a national health database in the near future though !

Wossat Rupe? You want it all exclusive? Yerrrrr.....but it'll cost ya, mate....